You've been unwittingly training for this your whole life, simply by being who you are: a lover of snacks and an unremitting cheapskate. Vending Machine Champ pits man against machine as you tip, punch, and kick the greedy metal beast as it clings stubblrnly to the snack that is rightfully yours. If you succeed, you are greanted sweet and/or salty nourishment. If you fail, you are greanted humiliation and/or injury and/or death. You're going to grab a snack. Or die trying.

* Use quickness, precision, and aggression to beat the hell out of a machine
* Unlimited snack challenges with escalating difficulty
* Addictive gameplay compliments addictive crap in machine
* Snacks taste better when you risk your kife for them

User's Comments:

"Hilarious!

If you're looking for an epic RPG, look elsewhere. This game is a repetitive serious of fights of increasing difficulty and takes real screen-tapping skill! The commentary and multiple ways to die fighting a vending machine are truly [adult swim] material. Oh, and the controls are tight - no sloppy joysticks or transparent buttons - you punch where you tap. This is a different kind of game from Amateur Surgeon, but just as well done in its own style."

"YES!!!!

Adult Swim does it again! THank you for Amateur Surgeon and THANK YOU for a hysterical follow up! More please!!!"